still in evil france
currently paul, anna and i are in nice, going to barcelona in about an hour and a half.
we messed up with trains and had to stay a night in paris, which is the most evil place on earth. it stank not only of sewage (nearly every european city does, glasgow does) but also of rotting meat. you can find human faeces in most of the nooks and crannies of the main streets. it's also very expensive and full of french people. i hope i never have to go back.
paul had an interesting experience last night. while anna and i were out, he was invited to dinner by the hostel owner. he of course accepted, being english and disliking embarassment, and thinking this man was being friendly. they enjoyed a nice chinese buffet and they talked of how this man was decended from spanish gypsies. of course, having gypsy blood he could read palms and so read pauls. apparantly paul is going to come into a lot of money soon. apparantly the man could have told him more but he would have to examine paul's inner force. apparantly paul's inner force is his "sex" (gestures to his groin included).
but all was well and paul did not get sodomised. he paid for his half of the meal like every modern woman should and rejoined me and anna, still shaking.
jo is now with hayley in holland, and i must wait another week until i see katy.
goodnight
posted by Kyp @ 11:47 AM
3 Comments:
I am not going to be provoked by Glasgow comment. I'm just going to rise above it.
Well I bet you smell worse than paris with halitosis!
advice for barecelona: avoid the Miro park unless you like tramps, green wannabe pigeons amnd signs for the 'pipi can'
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